never let another person sit in YOUR throne

twilightisgaynow:

kvitoya:

murdershegoat:

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

toffins:

people who think hating literal children and babies is a personality trait are some of the most irritating and boring people out there no printer just fax

help

i remember a gif i saw a few years ago & i can’t find it & it’s ruining my life. it was from a show, i assume & it was like a husband & wife & the husband asked why the wife needed expensive shampoo & the wife was like because it makes me happy or something like that so anyway if anyone at all knows what i’m talking about pls help me find it thx so much

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

cantcontrolthegay:

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

they say if you’re going to have a psychotic break it will be in your early 20’s/college years

i’m losing it

rlckrolled:

Panic! In front of the cute boy

nihilistic-void:

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.